Well I did it. I brought the humans a real, live bunny.
Okay, it was not "live." It was dead. I killed it.
I left it directly in front of the door so the humans could not miss how awesome I am. I wrestled with how to repay the female for killing the tick on me and when I saw the fake bunny they presented to Queen Abbi, I knew my course of action.
So I stood vigil by the door waiting for the human's reaction:
She started crying! Wow, this human really knows how to show her gratitude. Then the babbling began. I'm not sure exactly what she was saying to me through all those tears, but I'm pretty sure I heard her tell me never to kill anything ever again.
3 comments:
Shia, How can such an innocent face become a cold blooded killer?
Who had to remove the remains?
That would be Daddy's job!
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