Kitty Negotiation

Sure, I got some cool stuff for Christmas but I had to convince Momma that I also need this super cool toy:

No, not the mouse. This awesome paper. Do you see the potential?

It crinkles when I walk on it; I can hide under it; I can wrestle with it. It's fantastic Momma and it needs to stay right here on the floor for me:

(Yes Momma all people have boxes and paper randomly placed throughout the house for their cat.)