Donovan - Vacuum Cleaner

I came face to face with a beast the humans call a vacuum cleaner. "Suck-the-life-out-of-you-machine" is more like it. Highly suspicious when I saw it silently rolled my way, I nearly jumped out of my skin when the female human wielded it to life. Its constant growl caused me to attempt a maneuver I never wanted to... I literally tried to jump out of the window. A word of caution: they may look like an escape route however windows are rigidly solid. Dismayed by the trickery, I found suitable refuge under a bed where I could safely observe my surroundings. The beast moves in a back and forth motion until it has covered every square inch of the floor. All the while humans bridle its path until they subdue it back into a room called the hall closet. I encourage all cats to tolerate yet respect this beast because it eats all residual litter and shedding fur which can be quite pesky in the confines of a house. Also if you are fortunate enough to live with kind humans, they will often comfort you with a massage and occasional treat for surviving your latest encounter with this specific beast.