I enrolled myself into a work release program only to be duped by the actual release phase. Here's the background: I intently study the humans and one of the things I've noticed is they have an aversion to bugs in the house. The female goes to great lengths to trap, then toss the bugs back outside. The male simply kills them. Wanting to prove my outstanding behavior while serving my time, I begin to stalk and trap bugs too. Initially I was reprimanded for eating them so I resorted to torturing them before depositing them at one of the doors. I was more than willing to escort them outside, but I was repeatedly told I need only point out where the bugs are. This got me thinking. Why do the bugs get trapped and released outside when I was trapped and forced to stay inside? I filed a formal complaint on this matter but discovered the female human is also in charge of the complaints department. Instead of being released, I had to endure an extensive dissertation relating to the dangers and problems associated with cats who are free to roam outside. Where does she come with this stuff?
3 comments:
Hey Aleah, Don't humans know how beneficial bugs are? They supply us with protein so that we can maintain our shiney coats as well as give us boundless energy. I have even heard rumors that some humans cover ants w/ chocolate for a tasty treat! And of course, there's the garlic laden snail that the French made popular. Oh wait...snails aren't insects are they? Anyway, you get the gest.
LG,try as I might I cannot understand humans.
hey guys, G&R here...we decided to sleep in a bit since we are confined to this 1 bedroom all day till the human decides to get back and let us out. we find the insect topic quite interesting although we dont know much about them considering our age...i wonder if theyre all playful...we havent run into alot of them being that we stay inside. we'll let you know if we discover any intruders...btw, we agree with aleah, these humans are quite perplexing!
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